If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?