If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.