I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.
I was an only child, eventually.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?