I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?

One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it, and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, "Where do you live?" I said, "Right here!" Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.