I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".