Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?