How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?
I was skydiving horizontally.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.