I was skydiving horizontally.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
My father was a small claims court jester.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.