No one is listening until you make a mistake.

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".