I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.