Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?