I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

always remember your unique, just like everone else

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.

I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it