Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?