I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.