I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?