I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.