How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.

I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.