How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"

I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.

I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.

I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?