How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?