I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
Steven WrightI wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
Steven WrightFor my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Steven Wright