If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.
I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.