Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Iām so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'