They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.