My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.