Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
Because I don't believe everything I read.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.