Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word โlispโ to have an โsโ in it?
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.