If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
I'm a peripheral visionary.