I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.