Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?