Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going.

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.