Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.