I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm seeing it like I'm 4.

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going.

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.