Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.