Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?