While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
How do you tell when youโre out of invisible ink?
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.