Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.