I lost a button hole.

I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.

In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks.

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.