When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.

I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.

I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.