If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.