If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.