Is it possible to be totally partial?

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.