Is it possible to be totally partial?

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.