I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.