The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.