I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.