Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.