If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
How can there be self-help groups?
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.