There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.