I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'