My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?