I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.
Steven WrightMy aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
Steven WrightI hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright