Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.