I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
It's a fine night to have an evening.