Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?