I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.
Steven WrightI got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.
Steven WrightFor my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Steven Wright