The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?