My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?