I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
I lost a button hole.