The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.