If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.