I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?