I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.

You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.

George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.