If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."