How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Steven WrightHaving sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.
Steven WrightI like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .
Steven Wright