I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?