I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.

It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.