I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

I was an only child, eventually.

Sometimes I... No, I don't.

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written.