Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
A metaphor is like a simile.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.