My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?