My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.

I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.

If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?