If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.