I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.