If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."