I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?