Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?