I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.