How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.
You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.