What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

I just lost a buttonhole.