What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

My father was a small claims court jester.

I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. The silences are extra-silent. The good stuff is amazing. It's electric when you walk out there. For 90 minutes, you're on this other planet.