I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.
I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.