What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.