Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.