The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
Why isnโt the word โphoneticallyโ spelled with an โfโ?
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.