My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.