I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night - and I'd dream about it being me.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.