If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.