It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."