If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.

It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda