I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.
Half the people you know are below average.
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.
Because I don't believe everything I read.