I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

How can there be self-help groups?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?