I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
My father was a small claims court jester.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.