I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.