Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?