What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
What a nice night for an evening.
I washed mud off of mud.