Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.