Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

I had amnesia once or twice.

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.