You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

I'm a peripheral visionary.

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'