I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.
Why doesnโt the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
What's another word for Thesaurus?