George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

I washed mud off of mud.

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?