When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?