Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.