The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'