Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?

I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.