To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
There's something about being in front of a live audience that's fun. It's a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you can't get it anywhere else. And I've been doing it since I was 23, so it's part of my being - it's part of my fabric as a person.
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.